一个决定写连环杀手的作家的浅薄故事

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一名全职爸爸辛苦多年，终于可以趁妻儿不在家享受Me Time。他与昔日的死党重逢，过了一个疯狂周末，却差点令自己的人生天翻地覆。

简介：青年警官尼克·克鲁兹（瑞安·雷诺兹 Ryan Reynolds 饰）思索再三，不愿和搭档巴比·海耶斯（凯文·贝肯 Kevin Bacon 饰）私吞毒贩的赃物黄金，结果在一次行动中被对方趁乱杀害。死后的尼克来到另一个世界，并受雇于冥界警局（R.I.P.D），其主要任务就是 追捕那些不愿接受死后审判而依靠伪装盘桓人间的死鬼。他的搭档是死于19世纪末的老头罗伊·鲍威尔（杰夫·布里吉斯 Jeff Bridges 饰）。罗伊作风粗犷，特立独行，这两个性格与风格上有着巨大差异的搭档跌跌撞撞展开行动。尼克在行动中发现死鬼们和海耶斯有着千丝万缕的关系，而在种种谜团背后隐藏着攸关世界命运的大阴谋。　　时间紧迫，尼克和罗伊必须尽最大可能阻止那个通天阴谋……

简介：身怀绝技的厨师叶大岗（孙海英 饰）和徒弟裘子（杜双宇 饰）在游击队做炊事员。一次送饭途中，裘子邂逅了自己暗恋多年的梦中情人小荷（阎俊希 饰）。小荷经营着一家杂货铺，此时已是韵味十足的俏寡妇。叶师傅暗中支招有意促成，眼见好事将成，一队日本兵却从天而降。原本平静美好的田园生活被打破了，而引狼入室的正是土财主李老六（盛石头 饰）。叶大岗和裘子阴差阳错地被扣为人质，专职为鬼子提供餐饮服务。原来日本兵大队长米西太君（刘长春 饰）是个略带神经质的变态美食家，他最爱的就是在饱餐奇绝美味后跟游击队干上一仗。危机降临，英雄登场，一场惊心动魄、爆笑幽默的毒中毒大战全面打响。

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妈妈（凯利·普雷斯顿KellyPreston饰）的有事外出让康拉德（史宾塞·布瑞斯林SpencerBreslin饰）和塞丽（达科塔·范宁DakotaFanning饰）感到闷闷不乐，妈妈一走，变得空空荡荡的房子里除了“无聊”，再无他物。令兄妹两没有想到的是，门铃竟然响了，打开门，门外站着的不是妈妈，不是陌生人，竟然是一只戴着帽子直立行走会说英语的巨猫（麦克·梅尔斯MikeMyers饰）。\r巨猫的到来让康拉德和塞丽感到十分快乐，它古灵精怪的性格和滑稽可笑的动作时常逗得兄妹两捧腹大笑。可是，随着时间的推移，这只巨猫的行为开始古怪和令人讨厌起来，更让兄妹两头疼的是，妈妈即将回家了，可巨猫似乎丝毫没有在此之前离开的打算。

简介：发生在五个厕所里的五个故事。这部黑色幽默情景喜剧无情地揭示了社会最黑暗的角落，将人性中背信弃义的故事编绘成杂锦展现给观众。五个彼此缠绕的故事以暗示的手法讲述，意图向观众阐释对道德的谴责。(豆瓣字幕翻译2.0小组)

简介：John Kent (Randolph Scott), a former star football player at Harvard, goes to Paris with his friend Huck Haines (Fred Astaire) and the latter's dance band, the Wabash Indianians. Alexander Voyda (Luis Alberni) has booked the band, but refuses to let them play when he finds the musicians are not the Indians he expected, but merely from Indiana (Huck Haines and his Indianians Band).　　John turns to the only person he knows in Paris for help, his Aunt Minnie (Helen Westley), who owns the fashionable Roberta gown shop. While there, he meets her chief assistant (and secretly the head designer), Stephanie (Irene Dunne). John is quickly smitten with her.　　Meanwhile, Huck unexpectedly stumbles upon someone he knows very well. Countess Scharwenka, a temperamental customer at Roberta's, turns out to be his hometown sweetheart Lizzie Gatz (Ginger Rogers). She gets Huck's band an engagement at the nightclub where she is a featured entertainer.　　Two things trouble John. One is Ladislaw (Victor Varconi), the handsome Russian deposed prince and doorman who seems too interested in Stephanie. The other is the memory of Sophie (Claire Dodd), the snobbish, conceited girlfriend he left behind after a quarrel over his lack of sophistication and polish.　　When Aunt Minnie dies unexpectedly without leaving a will, John inherits the shop. Knowing nothing about women's fashion and that his aunt intended for Stephanie to inherit the business, he persuades Stephanie to remain as his partner. Correspondents flock to hear what a football player has to say about feminine fashions. Huck gives the answers, making a lot of weird statements about the innovations John is planning to introduce.　　Sophie arrives in Paris, attracted by John's good fortune. She enters the shop, looking for a dress, but is dissatisfied with everything Stephanie shows her. Huck persuades her to choose a gown that John had ordered discarded as too vulgar. When John sees her in it, they quarrel for the final time.　　John reproaches Stephanie for selling Sophie the gown. Terribly hurt, Stephanie quits the shop. With Roberta's putting on a fashion show in a week, Huck takes over the design work, with predictably bad results. When Stephanie sees his awful creations, she is persuaded to return to save Roberta's reputation.　　The show is a triumph, helped by the entertaining of Huck, Countess Scharwenka, and the band. (A pre-stardom Lucille Ball, with platinum blond hair, appears uncredited in her first RKO film[4] as a model wearing an elaborate feather cape, after the vocal by Dunne, in the fashion show.[5]) The closing sensation is a gown modeled by Stephanie herself. At the show, John overhears that she and Ladislaw are leaving Paris and mistakenly assumes that they have married. Later, he congratulates her for becoming a princess. When she informs him that Ladislaw is merely her cousin and that the title has been hers since birth, the lovers are reunited. Huck and Lizzie, who decide to get married, do a final tap dance sequel.

简介：45岁的杰克是一名训练有素的厨师，他拥有着一切却对生活不满意，他想要重新开始，最好是在西班牙的马略卡岛。万事俱备，他只差钱来开一个新的餐馆。但是他讨厌的父亲Paul回到了他的生活，想要跟杰克生活在一起。两种世界观发生了冲突，一场迈向提契诺的旅途成为了一次回忆不愉快过往的旅程。

简介：伊凡带新婚妻子旺达到罗马度蜜月，这是历史上最缺乏浪漫色彩的蜜月之行，严格死板的安排便是与亲人朋友见面，会见主教等。但年轻貌美的旺达痴迷于一个源于浮华表面的卡通英雄，于是临阵逃婚，开始寻找她那神往的白酋长……

简介：从小到大，兰妮（康格娜·拉瑙特 Kangana Ranaut 饰）都过着大事小事皆由父母安排妥当的生活，虽然没有什么惊喜，却也没遇见过什么挫折，然而，命运在她婚礼的前一天开了一个恶意的玩笑，本该在第二天成为兰妮丈夫的那个男人居然后悔了。　　伤心和愤怒之中，兰妮决定离开家人，只身前往法国，用一场说走就走的旅行安慰自己受伤的心灵。在巴黎，兰妮经历了许多的人生第一次，亦结识了许多热情奔放的朋友，渐渐的，她开始意识到，原来在家门之外，天地是如此的广阔。不知是偶然还是天意，在阿姆斯特丹，兰妮竟然偶遇了当初悔婚的前男友，对于自己莽撞的决定，前男友向兰妮表达了歉意与后悔，希望同她重修旧好。

简介：小男孩莫里兹热爱足球，但由于父母离异，他不得不远离家乡，跟随对足球毫无感觉的母亲一起搬到了新的城市。在这里，莫里茨结识了在街头踢球的热情的新朋友们，穆罕默德兄弟、埃内、基什和有些怪异的亚历克斯，以及马克的妹妹卡特里娜。他们组织了自己的球队....

简介：恶搞《飓风营救》。

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本故事是由三位从小玩大的好朋，一个武痴，一个老千及一个富商，三人虽有如生死之交，但各人性格际遇都不同，导致今日一班后背的误解，发生这过搅笑的故事。